{"slip": { "id": 162, "advice": "Stop using the term \"busy\" as an excuse."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 208, "advice": "Play is the true mother of invention."}}
{"fact":"Cats with long, lean bodies are more likely to be outgoing, and more protective and vocal than those with a stocky build.","length":121}
{"fact":"Phoenician cargo ships are thought to have brought the first domesticated cats to Europe in about 900 BC.","length":105}
{"slip": { "id": 131, "advice": "YOLO"}}
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{"slip": { "id": 83, "advice": "Put a piece of kitchen roll in with your bag of leaves to make them last longer."}}
{"slip": { "id": 123, "advice": "Winter is coming."}}
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